Ahhh, here we have Earth Crisis. Yet another pathetic militant band. In this picture, somebody obviously realizes how much they SUCK because if you look at the persons hand they are making a "gun-gesture". This means the person who is pointing their fake gun at the singer wishes that they had a real gun on them so that they would be able to rid the world of this pathetic fraile vegan vermin once and for all.
Here is proof that the members of Earth Crisis are just a bunch of loudmouthed REDNECKS! Check out the bandanna on fraile-boy's head. Awww! How cute! I bet he's wearing rebel flag boxers under them hardcore pants of his! Look at the person in the crowd in front of him pointing at his pants! See! Even he sees the rebel flag boxers!
"Duh, what's that?" Here we see the primitive minds of Earth Crisis discover a light bulb. Notice the awe in their faces, they can't believe it. And you know that they are getting very angry by seeing this. You want to know what they said about it? Fine, here's what they said:
"Electricity?!? Bullshit! I bet the government is using some kind of animal to produce that light! Wait! I've got it! They are using fireflies! That's the only explanation for this source of light! There is no way that man can create light, so of course, he takes the light from our friend the firefly. FIRESTORM!!!!!"
Boy....and people look up to these guys as role models? Notice the black splotches on these pictures? Well, at first you might think it was just a bad scan of a picture. WRONG. This picture is an X-ray of the cancer spreading through their bodies. That's right, they've been eating so much pesticide-infested veggies, that they've developed quite a bit of cancer and it's spreading like a beast!
Hey Earth Crisis guy... look, just because you can't sing doesn't mean you have to stick the mic in the face of everybody in the crowd. For crissakes, what were you thinking there anyway!? The mic is halfway up that guy's nose! People sing through their mouths, not their nostrils, pal. Maybe if you didn't spend your time acting like an idiot 24/7 you'd know that.
Well folks, that does it for now. Stay tuned for more updates to the Ghouliegirl's pages cuz there's a lot more to come! Keep posting me, I love a good argument! And finally, drop me an email if you want to talk with me, I'm always here to listen to what you have to say (even if it is completely idiotic).
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