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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Good Charlotte BubbleGum poser punk!!!

Quite possibly the worst band of all time. I like to call them Bubblegum poser punk!!! If you like this band and you are a personal friend of mind?? I don't know you!!! I will drill a hole in your brain dead head!!! The genre of this band is "Bubblegum Poser-Punk". They pretend to be punk in many different ways, such as spiking their hair to ridiculous and unnecessary heights. This band was made famous by a network known as MTV (better known as Mentally Deranged Television). MTV markets them to the scenequeens, sad emo kids or bubblegum poserpunk crowd. How so many young, impressionable kids can get suckered hook, line, and sinker into ANY of the garbage that this pathetic excuse of a band dumps onto them is beyond me. This band lacks something known as talent, which is usually a very important factor to a successful band, which Good Charlotte is light years away from. The singer has a very annoying, whinny, bitchy voice which makes me want to drill my head against my temple over and over until my brain oozes and brain death kicks in. The guitarist is restricted as a background sound, and all the guitarist does is play a bunch of random 3 note power chords. The bass player...do they even have a bass player???? I can't hear it because the power chords are so fucking loud. The drummer is off beat, he might as well grab a branch off some twigs off a tree and bang it on his head, it would most likely make the same sound as his drumming. It is painfully obvious that the main goals for the members of Good Charlotte are two things: Money and chicks. No, they don't care about making beautiful music, they just figured that if they pretend to play, and think of lame emo lyrics such as "HOOOLD ONN IFF YOUU FEEEL LIKE LETTING GO", the chicks will love them. Unfortunately, this has became true, they are loved by many bubblegum posers and scenesters. MTV basically played this band on their station to brainwash all the pathetic scene into listening to bad music. They're basically a boy band that wears black clothes and wears eyeliner. Their music sounds like sped up emo music. You could describe their music as "emo with estrogen". They are a whiny band that love to sing about how "horrible" and "tragic" their life is, meanwhile they are sitting in cash in their mansions. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying just kill yourself and get it over with fans who feel they can truly connect with GC's "deep" and "inspiring" garbage called "music". They want me want to shove screwdrivers up my ears.

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