Well, now that you know that sXe and all the crud that goes along with it is fake, I have here some pictures that were taken from some random straight edge pages that made me want to puke. Along with them I have descriptions of what is going on in the picture. By the way, "sXe" is an abbreviation for "straight edge" for those of you who keep asking me what it means. Anyway, away we go...
Nice face eh? Well you'd be making that face too if you were trying to give birth while playing guitar at a show. Here, we have a straight edge guy (he must be straight edge! look at the X on his hands!!!!! wow!) giving birth to a new sXe child. This child will not be permitted to suckle on his fathers nipples due to the fact that drinking milk wouldn't be sXe/vegan. So, the child will be left on the stage to be bashed to death. This is quite respectable however, because nobody would want to live in a world filled with moronic idiots like this. So they are actually saving the child from a life of pain. "WAIT! HOW CAN HE BE PREGNANT! THAT'S NOT STRAIGHT EDGE!!!" Hey! Congrats! Yer catching on! INDEED! THIS IS ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF FAKE STRAIGHT EDGE POSERS! WAY TO GO BUDDY!
This one contains a tiny spelling error. Apparently, it was meant to read something along the lines of, "X STRAIGHT-EDGE ASS FUCK! X". See, they all love to do this kind of thing in the privacy of their own rooms. I guess it's not illegal to have sex with ANOTHER Straight Edger. So this is obviously where they get their sexual satisfaction instead. Well, that and "circle-jerk" gatherings rubbing themselves raw around the campfires where they eat granola and soy milk.
Ahh, here we have the singer of "Into Another" screaming to the crowd, "WHY! WHY DID I GET INTO THIS SHITTY BAND!?!?!?" The crowd responds, "WE DON'T KNOW! BUT WE'RE ALL IN BANDS THAT SUCK JUST AS WELL!" Ahhh....LOSERS
The Vegan Action logo! Quite a few interesting things going on in this picture. This is hilarious!! First of all, notice how the person in the picture is picking up a veggie? Well, being such a weak vegan, this proves to be quite hard for our vegan friend to lift anything. Had he ate some meat, maybe he would have the strength to pick up this veggie. Instead, however, the weight of this veggie has ripped his fragile body apart. LOOK AT IT! The upper-half of his torso has been separated from the lower half by the mere weight of a vegetable! PATHETIC! Also, notice that the location of this organization: California! This means it won't be around too much longer due to a severe earthquake that's gonna hit it! Woo Hoo! BYE BYE VEGANS!
Here we have a group of Straight-Edgers standing proudly side by side! "Wait a minute! Those aren't sXe people! Those are a bunch of fraternity losers!" CONGRATS! NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO GET IT! Notice the alcohol in the hand of one of their hands! Also, notice on one of the shirts that it says "EDGE" at the bottom of it, and although the top is covered up, I'm sure we know what is says: STRAIGHT-EDGE! Woo Hoo! So we now have proof that sXe people are not only liars who don't practice what they preach, but they really are just fraternity losers.
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