I never knew eating vegans could be so much fun!!!

"PSST! HEY GHOULIEGIRL! I know I'm supposedly vegan and straight edge and love punkbands like good Charlotte and sum 41 and all of these 'cool' things.... but I was wondering if you could help me. See, I thought I could make a shitload of money and impress girls by being a part of this whole scene. It seemed like it was the biggest thing since the Seattle grunge thing, so I figured why not try it out. Well, now I'm completely broke, and the only female that wants me is a 50 year old, 500lb waitress at Waffle House. She's a lot of woman for me to take on. So, my question is: Can you slip me a few bucks and some meat? I've gotta fatten up so I can compete with my new love beast. I just don't feel like I'm that much of a man yet, and some meat would really do me good. Just don't tell any of the people in the scene about my 'bending the rules' a bit. I've got an image to hold up, OK? Thanks Ghouliegirl!"

Wow! Look here! We've got ourselves a genuine "vegan straight edge crew"! Even better, they are shown here at their beach house get away where they hold their "Gay Quakers United" meetings. Look at the guy with the "urban camouflage" hat. My friend is a marine and he has told me that anytime a REAL soldier sees one of these idiot gangsta wannabe's wearing those things, they just want to kill them and show them what a REAL soldier is like. What the hell does that camouflage do for that guy anyway? "Uh oh! We can't see the top of your head! Where'd it go!? Oh there it is! Damn! It blended in so perfectly with that building, I couldn't even see it!" What an idiot. And what's with all the stupid hand gestures here? It looks like some of them are missing fingers or their hands have mutated. Maybe it's just a secret code amongst vegan gay quakers. I guess we'll never know. (darn)

Yo yo yo, to all da' whiteys in da' house! I be a stoopid vegan fool! Gyeah! I be so stupid that I ain't had me a hamburga in 10 years. Now I be so skinny that my clothes don't fit me no more! Ain't that wack as a muthafucka!? Look at my clothes, G! They be hanging down all over me like I was a toofpick o' sumfin! Well, I'd like to give a shout out to my main homies in da' projects of Ghouliegirlville! Yeeeah!

Quite possibly the scariest moment EVER at a show. Onlooking fans were horrified when they saw what the singer of this band did. Due to a lack of self-control when performing live and under pressure, this lad took an ungodly dump in his pants. Yes indeed, the dreaded veggie dump! The green bubbling mass dribbled down his leg and onto the floor. He screamed in utter pain as it burned his intestinal walls along with his anal cavity. It even ate through the stage floor! And look at the guitarist next to him, he was the first one to take a big hearty whiff of that magic dump. I don't think there was ever a time in history when so many animal rights people and vegetarians gave up their ways. They always spoke of the "horrors" of cruelty to animals. Little did they realize that the TRUE HORROR lies within their own intestines!

Well what's this kid all in a huff about!? Ohhhh, he just realized that a bunch of drunkards discovered his "lowrider bicycle" that he bought for $300 just so that he could act like he was in a gang. Too bad that these drunkards decided to piss and puke all over it, it WAS a nice bike! I can't blame him for being so mad after spending so much of his parents money on that humdinger of a bike! Oh well, I guess he'll have to convert to pogo-sticking like the rest of us normal people.

Well folks, that does it for now. Stay tuned for more updates to the Ghouliegirl's pages cuz there's a lot more to come! Keep sending me posts I love a good argument! And finally, drop me an email if you want to talk with me, I'm always here to listen to what you have to say (even if it is completely idiotic).